Blame the dog! Yes, blame her! Stupid dog!
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If you came to my house, you would see
Spots not from poop and pee
But from cleaning up her "stuff"
Which has left me in a huff.
The "clean" stains left are marked
Where her "gifts" were once parked
Now I KNOW how dirty my carpet is
Got to scrub the WHOLE, not just hit and miss
At the ready, in a wink
My mop it sits in the sink
To clean the pee she left behind
So much from a small dog it blows my MIND!
But now I hear how wonderful it looks
The linoleum sparkles where my family cooks
So I guess I should thank the dog
She keeps me from being a "lump-on-a-log"
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